Yesterday the
BF’s office had some kind of technological issues. The phones were bad, the internet and email was down it was interesting. He didn’t start work till 3 pm.
That doesn’t mean he wasn’t busy…
Office Dares (this is always fun)
ONE-POINT DARES
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
4. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
5. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way."
6. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
7. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
TWO-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE-POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two."
5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for 1 hour.
6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter,"Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."
9. In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: "See how I look in tights."(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wannantrade?"
11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16. Hang a 2' long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act ngenuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist.
18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
How many points do you get?
I am going to start to write in the am when I get to work. Now on days that I have court this probably wont happen till the afternoon… then of course there are the weekends and them dang holidays coming up. But all in all my “New Years” resolution is to be a better blogger.
THE WHOA long long time ago I bought tickets to see the WHO at MSG. It was to be their first US tour in a really really long time. I am classic rock fan, so I thought it would be cool.
I got 4 tickets and needed to sell two because I thought I could find others to join but because it was a Monday in the city it was not easy.
I tried and tried and no one was buying.
Finally, at the last minute via the
CL I got something!
A little above face and I was happy.
I took the
BF with me and he actually enjoyed it.
I don’t know if it was the WHO, the concert, doing something new or the Pot wafting around MSG like bad B.O. but I had fun.
Although I will never attempt the re-selling thing again. Way too stressful!!!!
